Zombie Eater




May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone



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you don’t “beat” depression. you don’t “defeat” eating disorders. you survive them. stop making severe mental illnesses sound like something you can overcome just by throwing the right punch.

You have to be odd to be number one.


Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

- Aziz Ansari (via tastefullyoffensive)

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Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it


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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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When a man says he doesn’t know what he wants, he means he doesn’t want you but since he doesn’t have anyone else at the moment, you’re better than nothing until he finds what he’s looking for.

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i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000