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Don’t change so that people will like you. Be the real you and the right people will love you. Don’t give up yourself - and stoop to be a counterfeit.

- Unknown  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

I feel that even in this day and age people feel like they don’t have the right to be mentally ill, and I just think, if you broke your foot you would get an x-ray, and put it in a plaster cast and let it heal. And then you would do exercise to get it back to full health. It’s the same if you’re mentally unwell – go and speak to someone. It’s fine. (x)

(Source: isaacmcargent)

mtward:

nepsury:

oh

plot twist

mtward:

nepsury:

oh

plot twist

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

  • Lana: Spoiler alert: Vader ends up killing Palpatine.
  • Cheryl: But only for like three days right? And then he moves the rock and comes out of his cave stronger than ever.
  • Pam: Then he shuts off the tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity.
  • Lana: What?
imglolz:

I can’t imagine making it past a single game

imglolz:

I can’t imagine making it past a single game

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

(Source: alltimeboners)

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

(Source: starbuckara)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(Source: pleathe)

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

theartofanimation:

Sakimichan